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I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

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#sarah is this you?#lotr



no but this is literally how the scene went

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#xmen#homestuck#you are almost certain andrew hussie said that#swears cw



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#standardized cute animal tag
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#i'm in love#that's it that's the joke


I can’t stop laughing about this Les Miserables as a modern lawyer show adaptation that’s probably happening. 

Like the thing is take away the Les MIserables angle and it’s fairly standard. A lawyer with a criminal past and a cute adopted daughter are pursued by a ruthless other lawyer guy who knows the truth or whatever. That could literally be any television show nothing inherently hilarious forever about it.

But the point is, if there is not a scene where lawyer Jean Valjean LIFTS A CAR OFF SOMEBODY and lawyer Javert is like ONLY ONE LAWYER IS THAT STRONG!!! what’s even the point of anything. 

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#les mis#lamarque get set go
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#standardized cute animal tag
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#standardized cute animal tag
robot friend does not agree. 'failure' is inability to fulfill directive. human has no programmed directive. human evolutionary directive is to live. you are alive. everything else is bonus.


I’ve been saving this message in my inbox for a long time because it always makes me feel better. I needed it today. Thank you

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#happiness runs in a circular motion





1. The role and functions of a pawn.


2. The weakest pieces on the board; numerous; interchangeable; existing to be sacrificed for the benefit of the real players.


3. Unlike other pieces, a pawn may not retreat. It can only go forward, one step at a time.


4. A pawn cannot capture a piece that blocks its path. It may only proceed if the opposing piece concedes ground, or if a different route is offered.


5. The en passant capture is a special move that permits one pawn to successfully attack another without directly engaging it.


6. Otherwise, the only way a pawn can capture is by going one step forward and to the left or right, in a single diagonal move.


7. In very rare occasions, if a pawn is allowed to cross the entire board, unscathed…


8. …it may be promoted to a queen, and, perhaps, turn the tide of the war.


pats face im always going to reblog this

are you fucking kidding me

Wow, that was beautiful.

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#homestuck#you are almost certain andrew hussie said that#blood tw

When Van Gogh was a young man in his early twenties, he was in London studying to be a clergyman. He had no thought of being an artist at all. he sat in his cheap little room writing a letter to his younger brother in Holland, whom he loved very much. He looked out his window at a watery twilight, a thin lamppost, a star, and he said in his letter something like this: “it is so beautiful I must show you how it looks.” And then on his cheap ruled note paper, he made the most beautiful, tender, little drawing of it.

When I read this letter of Van Gogh’s it comforted me very much and seemed to throw a clear light on the whole road of Art. Before, I thought that to produce a work of painting or literature, you scowled and thought long and ponderously and weighed everything solemnly and learned everything that all artists had ever done aforetime, and what their influences and schools were, and you were extremely careful about *design* and *balance* and getting *interesting planes* into your painting, and avoided, with the most astringent severity, showing the faintest *academical* tendency, and were strictly modern. And so on and so on.

But the moment I read Van Gogh’s letter I knew what art was, and the creative impulse. It is a feeling of love and enthusiasm for something, and in a direct, simple, passionate and true way, you try to show this beauty in things to others, by drawing it.

And Van Gogh’s little drawing on the cheap note paper was a work of art because he loved the sky and the frail lamppost against it so seriously that he made the drawing with the most exquisite conscientiousness and care.

—Brenda UelandIf You Want to Write: A Book about Art, Independence and Spirit (via raggedybearcat)

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#art#van gogh